March 2012
Woman v. The Government (with a twist)
Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
Government: No.
Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
Government: No.
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That set about my hair inspired me to do a “best picture of the year” from past years set.
Also Sarah I miss you more.
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Donate clothes to charity in order to feel justified in buying more clothes.
Reblog if you feel in love with Benedict's talent...
vaguelybritishme:
nerdsarecoolsmiraffe11:
No offense to anyone who noticed his looks first I just wanna see if I’m not the only one. I can’t be, can I? There are others there has to be.
I just mean this in that I didn’t originally find him incredibly good-looking; frankly, I find that Sherlock isn’t necessarily the greatest display of his beautifulness. But I saw him in more things and he...
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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The only thing that makes me any more remotely attractive than a paper bag is my cool hair. And I honestly believe that.
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February 2012
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things I want right now:
Sherlock Teas by Adagio
PIZZA DAMN IT
Eric
all of my classes for the rest of today to be cancelled
I don’t think that’s a steep order. Boyfriend with pizza and tea cuddled in bed for the rest of today.
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