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Woman v. The Government (with a twist)

1. Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
2. Government: No.
3. Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
4. Government: No.
5. Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
6. Government: No.
7. Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
8. Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
9. Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
10. Government: No.